I Hate This Holiday

But whatever.  Wishing all of you out there in the blogosphere a Merry Christmas.  May “the peace of God, which transcends all understanding, guard your hearts and your minds in Christ Jesus.”  Also, may you receive everything you asked Santa for, and may you eat a lot of fattening foods and not gain a pound.

I’ll leave you with a little snippet of what my holidays will consist of here in Small Town, USA.


Oh, whoops, I meant


Except slightly more dead with more dressing.


Traditional sister-to-sister gift. But I've never gotten Sponge Bob. It's my greatest Christmas wish.


No Christmas would be complete without getting pissed at the US Postal Service.


Because the morons at the post office just HAD to do their jobs, presents my sister and I had bought online for the family have been shipped to our respective non-Small Town addresses. Idiots. Forwarding addresses should not be respected on Christmas.


Essentially what any family dinner involving my brother results in:



Going home involves 6 hours of flying and 2 hours of commuting. Yay, Chi-Town


On the up side, my New Year's will involve copious amounts of alcohol, so I'll quit complaining.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, folks.



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2 responses to “I Hate This Holiday

  1. I lol’d while reading this! The turkey thing cracked me up.

    Happy New Year!

  2. This is me informing you that you haven’t posted in a month!

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